⚠ This place is not a place of honor. ⚠
⚠ No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. ⚠
⚠ Nothing valued is here. ⚠

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πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

<Zen> SpaceHobo

<SpaceHobo> Perfectly played. A+

gCf

gCe

gCe

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

<Zen> SpaceHobo

<SpaceHobo> Perfectly played. A+

gCd

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

<jesse> Π’Π΅Ρ€Ρ…ΠΎΠ²Π½Ρ‹ΠΉ ΠΏΠΎΠΊΡ€ΠΎΠ²ΠΈΡ‚Π΅Π»ΡŒ

gCc

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

<jesse>

<jesse> friday night motherfuckers

gCb

gBZ

3 Reasons Why Dockless Bike Sharing is Thriving in Seattle

3 Reasons Why Dockless Bike Sharing is Thriving in Seattle

<SpaceHobo>

<Zen> im the rhetoric about innovation in small shart-up capitalism

<Zen> whoa that was a real typo but it stands

<Zen> "By handing over the reins of its public bike share network to privately-funded startups, Seattle essentially assured itself of one thing: innovation."

<tiaz> hnnngh the AGILITY

<tiaz> three separate ventures seeing exactly what pronto! did wrong is proof that pronto could never have noticed these things or fixed them itself

<Zen> I mean, the old setup was pretty bad but largely because it was the same BS and it also didn't work

<Zen> If the city had approached it as a new public service instead of bailing out a shitty startup we wouldn't need Lemon, Lime, and Orange

<tiaz> yeah

<SpaceHobo> s/shitty startup/shartup/g

gC.

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

<Zen> this is by my boss when she was a little girl

<Zen> she really likes swimming

<SpaceHobo> πŸ˜–

gCa

gBZ

3 Reasons Why Dockless Bike Sharing is Thriving in Seattle

3 Reasons Why Dockless Bike Sharing is Thriving in Seattle

<SpaceHobo>

<Zen> im the rhetoric about innovation in small shart-up capitalism

<Zen> whoa that was a real typo but it stands

<Zen> "By handing over the reins of its public bike share network to privately-funded startups, Seattle essentially assured itself of one thing: innovation."

<tiaz> hnnngh the AGILITY

<tiaz> three separate ventures seeing exactly what pronto! did wrong is proof that pronto could never have noticed these things or fixed them itself

<Zen> I mean, the old setup was pretty bad but largely because it was the same BS and it also didn't work

<Zen> If the city had approached it as a new public service instead of bailing out a shitty startup we wouldn't need Lemon, Lime, and Orange

<tiaz> yeah

<SpaceHobo> s/shitty startup/shartup/g

gC.

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

<Zen> this is by my boss when she was a little girl

<Zen> she really likes swimming

<SpaceHobo> πŸ˜–

gB-

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

<Zen> so my boss showed me this, it's by her friend's daughter

gBZ

3 Reasons Why Dockless Bike Sharing is Thriving in Seattle

3 Reasons Why Dockless Bike Sharing is Thriving in Seattle

<SpaceHobo>

<Zen> im the rhetoric about innovation in small shart-up capitalism

<Zen> whoa that was a real typo but it stands

<Zen> "By handing over the reins of its public bike share network to privately-funded startups, Seattle essentially assured itself of one thing: innovation."

<tiaz> hnnngh the AGILITY

<tiaz> three separate ventures seeing exactly what pronto! did wrong is proof that pronto could never have noticed these things or fixed them itself

<Zen> I mean, the old setup was pretty bad but largely because it was the same BS and it also didn't work

<Zen> If the city had approached it as a new public service instead of bailing out a shitty startup we wouldn't need Lemon, Lime, and Orange

<tiaz> yeah

<SpaceHobo> s/shitty startup/shartup/g

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πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

<jesse> wednesday night

gBR

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

<Zen>

<Zen> I think there was a single Dreamcast game for the blind. RIP Kenji Eno

gBQ

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gBH

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

<Zen>

<tiaz> 5 figgies is ouch town

<Tupperwarez> I'M BANJO wait that's jiggies shit

<Zen> yeah but they were some p deece jiggies

gBO

Coconut Gun Rap - YouTube

Coconut Gun Rap - YouTube

<jesse> gBM

<jesse> ATTN: nintendo is secretly down w/ fukkin

gBN

gBL

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

<Zen>

<Tupperwarez> staff did not play any fucking slayer, 0/10

gBH

gBH

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

<Zen>

<tiaz> 5 figgies is ouch town

<Tupperwarez> I'M BANJO wait that's jiggies shit

<Zen> yeah but they were some p deece jiggies

gBM

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

<Zen>

<Tupperwarez> this is a trick to make me listen to the DK rap, isn't it?

gBL

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

<Zen>

<Tupperwarez> staff did not play any fucking slayer, 0/10

gBK

gBJ

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

<Zen> tuesday night

gBH

gBH

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

<Zen>

<tiaz> 5 figgies is ouch town

<Tupperwarez> I'M BANJO wait that's jiggies shit

<Zen> yeah but they were some p deece jiggies

gBI

gBG

Officer K and the Real Girl: Cultural Dehumanization in Blade RunnerΒ 2049 β€” Feminist Frequency

Officer K and the Real Girl: Cultural Dehumanization in Blade RunnerΒ 2049 β€” Feminist Frequency

<Zen>

<tiaz> I assume spoilers abound?

<tiaz> oh, they have a header about it even

gBF

gBE

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

<Tupperwarez> Zen, i'm going to assume this kid is one of your charges. If not, they should be.

<Zen> if it were this would be framed at the pool

gBD

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

<Zen> same

<Zen> ...except greener

<jesse> saaaaame

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gBA

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πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

<jesse> the sega cd game I never knew I wanted

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gB5

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

<Zen> your fedora is fitted in the desert fashion - who told you how to do that

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Janelle Shane on Twitter: "I trained a neural network to invent names for new computer algorithms. It predictably responded with fart jokes. https://t.co/HWXvyXrhYF https://t.co/Sv56TTgkkR"

Janelle Shane on Twitter: "I trained a neural network to invent names for new computer algorithms. It predictably responded with fart jokes. https://t.co/HWXvyXrhYF https://t.co/Sv56TTgkkR"

<Zen>

<Zen> click through to see the next image and then tag urslef

<Zen> I'm prebabel strung parser

<tiaz> im boonfus-computer search

<SpaceHobo> im pand-fassing

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gBt

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

<Zen> me without fluticasone

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Janelle Shane on Twitter: "I trained a neural network to invent names for new computer algorithms. It predictably responded with fart jokes. https://t.co/HWXvyXrhYF https://t.co/Sv56TTgkkR"

Janelle Shane on Twitter: "I trained a neural network to invent names for new computer algorithms. It predictably responded with fart jokes. https://t.co/HWXvyXrhYF https://t.co/Sv56TTgkkR"

<Zen>

<Zen> click through to see the next image and then tag urslef

<Zen> I'm prebabel strung parser

<tiaz> im boonfus-computer search

<SpaceHobo> im pand-fassing

gBo

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πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

<jesse>

<Tupperwarez> "ADAM, DO YOU READ ME? OVER. I AM GOING DOWN THE SHOP TO BUY 10 FAGS. DO YOU NEED A DRINK OR SOME CRISPS?"

gBh

phylan on Twitter: "tired: Rick and Morty sauce controversy 

wired: Kerbal Space Program Chinese Gamergate https://t.co/CtCvqlu3oa"

phylan on Twitter: "tired: Rick and Morty sauce controversy wired: Kerbal Space Program Chinese Gamergate https://t.co/CtCvqlu3oa"

<SpaceHobo> jesse

<Tupperwarez> there should be a seal or logo to show that a product has officially Hurt the Feelings of the Chinese People

<Tupperwarez> like a glass heart shattering or something

<jesse> this. this is how you get me to buy your product

gBj

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πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

<tiaz>

<SpaceHobo> Too close to the original

<Zen> should just be literally the original with zuck there to share the experience

gBh

phylan on Twitter: "tired: Rick and Morty sauce controversy 

wired: Kerbal Space Program Chinese Gamergate https://t.co/CtCvqlu3oa"

phylan on Twitter: "tired: Rick and Morty sauce controversy wired: Kerbal Space Program Chinese Gamergate https://t.co/CtCvqlu3oa"

<SpaceHobo> jesse

<Tupperwarez> there should be a seal or logo to show that a product has officially Hurt the Feelings of the Chinese People

<Tupperwarez> like a glass heart shattering or something

<jesse> this. this is how you get me to buy your product

gBg

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

<tiaz>

<SpaceHobo> Too close to the original

<Zen> should just be literally the original with zuck there to share the experience

gBf

gBe

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πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

<jesse> oh my god

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gAW

You Had One Job on Twitter: "When threatened the pope can spray holy venom up to 25ft https://t.co/vGocN9tR7o"

You Had One Job on Twitter: "When threatened the pope can spray holy venom up to 25ft https://t.co/vGocN9tR7o"

<Zen>

<Tupperwarez> Pope Goku XV gathers vital spirit energy before issuing a Papal Edict

gAU

Jeremy Bentham's Head Is Coming Out of Its Box and Under the Microscope - Atlas Obscura

Jeremy Bentham's Head Is Coming Out of Its Box and Under the Microscope - Atlas Obscura

<Zen>

<SpaceHobo> This is the best possible horror movie first act

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You Had One Job on Twitter: "When threatened the pope can spray holy venom up to 25ft https://t.co/vGocN9tR7o"

You Had One Job on Twitter: "When threatened the pope can spray holy venom up to 25ft https://t.co/vGocN9tR7o"

<Zen>

<Tupperwarez> Pope Goku XV gathers vital spirit energy before issuing a Papal Edict

gAV

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Jeremy Bentham's Head Is Coming Out of Its Box and Under the Microscope - Atlas Obscura

Jeremy Bentham's Head Is Coming Out of Its Box and Under the Microscope - Atlas Obscura

<Zen>

<SpaceHobo> This is the best possible horror movie first act

gAT

gAO

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

<Zen>

<jesse> but where do I buy one?

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πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

<SpaceHobo> tag yourselves, biotechs.

gAO

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

<Zen>

<jesse> but where do I buy one?

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gAL

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

<jesse>

<Zen> Looks ready to me.

gAJ

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

<Zen> tag urslef

<Zen> I know these are all real names is Portuguese, but play with me

<Tupperwarez> If I'm not Mike Truk, then I am at bare minimum rolling with his crew

<jesse> im todd bonzalez

gAK

gAJ

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

<Zen> tag urslef

<Zen> I know these are all real names is Portuguese, but play with me

<Tupperwarez> If I'm not Mike Truk, then I am at bare minimum rolling with his crew

<jesse> im todd bonzalez

gAI

gAH

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daytime snaps on Twitter: "https://t.co/DRs1izhu2F"

daytime snaps on Twitter: "https://t.co/DRs1izhu2F"

<SpaceHobo>

<jesse> please don't post internal amazon confidential survey results

gAD

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daytime snaps on Twitter: "https://t.co/DRs1izhu2F"

daytime snaps on Twitter: "https://t.co/DRs1izhu2F"

<SpaceHobo>

<jesse> please don't post internal amazon confidential survey results

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πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

<Zen> im dead

<jesse> loss.jpg

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gAu

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

<Zen> im dead

<jesse> loss.jpg

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gAn

E13 Steaming Buns(Baozi) on Garment Steamer in office!? It worked! Garment steamer is so versatile - YouTube

E13 Steaming Buns(Baozi) on Garment Steamer in office!? It worked! Garment steamer is so versatile - YouTube

<SpaceHobo> this is lik ethe primitive technology channel

<Zen> It is! Except with fewer parasites and more carcinogens.

<Zen> Also I'm the clocking in to work with a fingerprint scanner

gAp

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

<RagtimeJew> it's all gone to hell since lani left

gAn

E13 Steaming Buns(Baozi) on Garment Steamer in office!? It worked! Garment steamer is so versatile - YouTube

E13 Steaming Buns(Baozi) on Garment Steamer in office!? It worked! Garment steamer is so versatile - YouTube

<SpaceHobo> this is lik ethe primitive technology channel

<Zen> It is! Except with fewer parasites and more carcinogens.

<Zen> Also I'm the clocking in to work with a fingerprint scanner

gAo

gAn

E13 Steaming Buns(Baozi) on Garment Steamer in office!? It worked! Garment steamer is so versatile - YouTube

E13 Steaming Buns(Baozi) on Garment Steamer in office!? It worked! Garment steamer is so versatile - YouTube

<SpaceHobo> this is lik ethe primitive technology channel

<Zen> It is! Except with fewer parasites and more carcinogens.

<Zen> Also I'm the clocking in to work with a fingerprint scanner

gAm

gAl

gAk

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

<jesse>

<SpaceHobo> We have a word for skeletons with butts, Nigel. We call them ALIVE FUKKEN PEEPLE

gAj

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

<jesse> october ya'll

gAh

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

<RagtimeJew>

<jesse> this right here is why I love football season

gAi

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

<RagtimeJew> don't tweet, not even once

gAh

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

<RagtimeJew>

<jesse> this right here is why I love football season

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I am actor Steven Seagal - live from Thailand, AMA! : IAmA

I am actor Steven Seagal - live from Thailand, AMA! : IAmA

<SpaceHobo> never go on reddit, except this

gAc

UPLOAD ME TO YOUTUBE NOW - YouTube

UPLOAD ME TO YOUTUBE NOW - YouTube

<Zen> how did I never see this in its day?

gAb

gAa

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

<Zen> hope the new job is going ok jesse

gA.

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g9Z

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

<Zen> *kissing sounds*

g9Y

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

<Zen> fucking wow

g9X

g9V

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

<jesse> spacehobo

<jesse> g9G

<SpaceHobo> πŸ™‡

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g9V

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

<jesse> spacehobo

<jesse> g9G

<SpaceHobo> πŸ™‡

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Safety first, kids!

Safety first, kids!

<tiaz>

<Zen> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

<jesse> fukkkkkkkkk

g9O

Binging with Babish: Bob's Burgers - YouTube

Binging with Babish: Bob's Burgers - YouTube

<Zen> you thought it couldn't get any more john, but then at the end...

<jesse> bobs burgers is pro as heck

<jesse> confirmed john, confirmed proclick

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πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

<SpaceHobo> Luxury Communism Activated

g9H

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

<SpaceHobo> Exhibit B.

g9G

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

<SpaceHobo> Exhibit A.

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Trying to play Gameboy - YouTube

Trying to play Gameboy - YouTube

<Zen>

<jesse> what do you expect from the offspring of someone who records video in portrait?

<Tupperwarez> i look forward to a time where kids have to learn what a button was in school

<Tupperwarez> "Early Information Age users had to exert up to a staggering 0.5N of force to operate a single electromechanical manipulator!"

g94

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

<tiaz>

<jesse> coffee not listed?

<tiaz> coffee drinkers transcend the alignment system and are free agents

<Zen> Look at the color of the tea--this is obviously British

<Tupperwarez> CE: does not finish antibiotics course, saves extras for a rainy day

<Tupperwarez> LE: takes less painkillers, sells them to gym mates for beer money

g9B

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

<Zen>

<Tupperwarez> needs a version with TEXT ME on the dude

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πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

<Zen>

<Tupperwarez> needs a version with TEXT ME on the dude

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πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

<tiaz>

<jesse> coffee not listed?

<tiaz> coffee drinkers transcend the alignment system and are free agents

<Zen> Look at the color of the tea--this is obviously British

<Tupperwarez> CE: does not finish antibiotics course, saves extras for a rainy day

<Tupperwarez> LE: takes less painkillers, sells them to gym mates for beer money

g93

Trying to play Gameboy - YouTube

Trying to play Gameboy - YouTube

<Zen>

<jesse> what do you expect from the offspring of someone who records video in portrait?

<Tupperwarez> i look forward to a time where kids have to learn what a button was in school

<Tupperwarez> "Early Information Age users had to exert up to a staggering 0.5N of force to operate a single electromechanical manipulator!"

g94

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

πŸ™„ Cool story, bro.

<tiaz>

<jesse> coffee not listed?

<tiaz> coffee drinkers transcend the alignment system and are free agents

<Zen> Look at the color of the tea--this is obviously British

<Tupperwarez> CE: does not finish antibiotics course, saves extras for a rainy day

<Tupperwarez> LE: takes less painkillers, sells them to gym mates for beer money

g93

Trying to play Gameboy - YouTube

Trying to play Gameboy - YouTube

<Zen>

<jesse> what do you expect from the offspring of someone who records video in portrait?

<Tupperwarez> i look forward to a time where kids have to learn what a button was in school

<Tupperwarez> "Early Information Age users had to exert up to a staggering 0.5N of force to operate a single electromechanical manipulator!"

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