⚠ This place is not a place of honor. ⚠
⚠ No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. ⚠
⚠ Nothing valued is here. ⚠
<Zen> welcome to the rage cage redux
<jesse> is this real life?
<jesse> ATTN: JEEVAN
<Zen> Friday Night
<Zen> Bonus points for picking the most punchable lifeguard model
<SpaceHobo> FIND YOUR FRIENDS
<jesse> the slow-mo sack dragging really sells it
<jesse> helen, plz txt me
<jesse> visions of the future
<Tupperwarez> incredible proclick
<Tupperwarez> i have never met El-P or listened to his music, but i believe that we are cut from the same cloth
<Zen> This is certified. Please click ASAP.
<SpaceHobo> man, even the architects of the AU lid law are going lidless now
<SpaceHobo> Good on him for using the Eva theme, which is from the archetypical "terrible show people thought they liked"
<tiaz> I watched this in its entirety. i regret nothing
<SpaceHobo> wait, back up.
<SpaceHobo> ur mastr race cucked by cats lol
<jesse> Open Palm Slam Squared
<SpaceHobo> inspirobot is p.insightful
<Zen> this is a chilling window into the future
<Zen> good form
<jesse> dis is fire
<Zen> So when are you two having a kid?
<Zen> you can't marry pikachu
<RagtimeJew> calm down george
<SpaceHobo> just testing gubbins
<jesse> this crushes the SUV
<Tupperwarez> Monday morning motherfuckers
<Zen> check all this shit out, I think it links to even more
<Zen> "It is not known whether Hawaiian pizza will be served at the wake."
<Zen> it's only funny at all because of the second jump
<SpaceHobo> God Bless British Democracy
<Zen> Oh cool, a Korok seed
<jesse> waking up like
<SpaceHobo> It's a valid question.
<Zen> Dang, you didn't post the photo and I don't remember where I saw it
<Zen> text me
<SpaceHobo> This account is impeccable.
<jesse> For chatham, dunno if you lost this link
<jesse> don't quote stymie
<SpaceHobo> I'd vote for him now!
<zetlen> he acts the part, but i think the reporter would, too
<Zen> jesse (cw: jesse)
<jesse> and here comes Ginger! Remember guys, the first 3 rows ~will~ get wet.
<Zen> Sorry jesse, but it's fake.
<Zen> john, lani
<RagtimeJew> they're actually ready to start moving this thing about. Fuck off paul allen
<RagtimeJew> so good
<jesse> print this out, put it on the wall next to the OSHA rules at work
<SpaceHobo> <Bacall> You know how to whistle, don't you? You...CRETIN!
<jesse> nominated for proclick of the week. do I have a second?
<Tupperwarez> whatever, i do what i want, tree of knowledge bitches
<jesse> FOUR HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING
<Tupperwarez> Holy mother of PUSSY, these fucking people
<Tupperwarez> "He was the contractor we should have hired from the start—in fact, Julian had already interviewed him twice but we had passed because he was charging market rate."
<jesse> punishment: death by guillotine
<Zen> Everyone pick one out. I'm Snack Blast obv
<Tupperwarez> In my dreams I am Cobra Funk. Sadly in reality I am Slothar...
<jesse> im Rench Beast
<Tupperwarez> perfect harmony of form and function
<Tupperwarez> the realness of this is igniting the air around my desk
<Tupperwarez> Also, THESE fucking people
<Tupperwarez> “We just don’t want people telling us what to do,”
<jesse> the ThisAmericanLife story on this is a proclick