⚠ This place is not a place of honor. ⚠
⚠ No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. ⚠
⚠ Nothing valued is here. ⚠
<ClippyLongstocking> oh, is that lowtacx?
<jesse> holy shit
<jesse> baseball is back!
<SpaceHobo> Faaaake there were never any women on the Computer Chronicles
<tiaz> what do you expect me to do? clean my gravestone with an unapproved cleaning agent ??
<Lithosian> no, Mister Bond, I expect you to DIE!!!
<SpaceHobo> When this was posted to twitter all the english comments were all "FAAAAKE LOOK AT HOW HE SWINGS LIKE HE'S ON A WIRE JETPACKS DON'T WORK YET" and all the Japanese comments were just how cool it was that they filmed that
<SpaceHobo> Instant Gout is gonna' GET YOU!!
<Zen> check out this 8-year-old video of Zizek predicting the future with chilling accuracy.
<SpaceHobo> bro do u even lift
<jesse> Im the 20 hours of padding to make it look like c-level people work harder than everyone else.
<Zen> how's everybody's saturday goin
<Lithosian> tag urslefs biotechs
<Zen> Putter Vampire
<SpaceHobo> Great Space Pat
<SpaceHobo> clik thru 4 painting
<jesse> “the sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.”
<Zen> Oh, that didn't mean clear blue skies?
<Zen> im the dishwasher with no power
<Zen> or stove or whatever
<Zen> this channel
<jesse> is the rubber sleeve dishwasher safe?
<Zen> I'm the haunting red glow
<jesse> sunday night cursed image
<Zen> FUCKING TAG URSLEFS
<Zen> im :19
<Zen> I'm ok
<Zen> actually too many rings
<tiaz> genuinely like this
<SpaceHobo> Sorry tiaz the correct phrasing is "this but unironically"
<SpaceHobo> "Ding dong! Another bright idea from the guy who brought you beeeEEEEEER MILKSHAKES!"
<jesse> meanwhile, in beijing. . .
<jesse> the bottom of the barrel
<Zen> Exhibit B
<Zen> Exhibit A
<SpaceHobo> London papers know how to write a headline
<Zen> holy shit
<SpaceHobo> This is some reverse Ann Druyan shit, here.
<jesse> fukkin same
<SpaceHobo> I'm the brand-new escalators at the rennovated Angel station, artificially spray-painted with fake graffiti
<KendrickLOMARF> ah, there you are internet
<KendrickLOMARF> deus fucking ex son
<Zen> happy birthday gamemasteranthony
<tiaz> I'm the sword that can't even damage a pillow
<jesse> haha, what?
<Zen> every square game is kingdom hearts now
<jesse> fucked up, but true
<SpaceHobo> I'm the guy arguing that Star Wars pays advertising money to Dole to get it on their bananas because maybe people who eat bananas have not yet heard of the star war
<Zen> was expecting like a Pentium 2
<jesse> *squints* im the single SGI indy workstation
<Zen> oh my god
<Zen> I don't understand this meme but I know it
<jesse> why is this guy working at best buy :(
<jesse> the perfect response
<Zen> aw yiss
<tiaz> too real
<SpaceHobo> TheOS got renamed
<Zen> yeah I think that was years ago
<tiaz> don't we all, friend
<SpaceHobo> 🤘 Hail Satan! 🤘
<SpaceHobo> ⛧ ⛧ ⛧ ⛧ ⛧ ⛧ ⛧ ⛧ ⛧ ⛧
<tiaz> my Car